One fine Saturday noontide, the Waldrons sat down to eat a
fine Luncheon of Leftovers. As is their
wont, the younger Waldrons fell to discussing the vast Hours of Knowledge which
they have accumulated from their Adventures in Edu-ma-cation.
For some reason, we fell to discussing State Capitals. This subject seemeth to the learned mind to
be the pinnacle of knowledge. Also, it
changeth not since I was in school, whereas on information like New Math, I am
likely to be well Out of Date.
With this in mind, I began to quiz my progeny on the
capitals of a variety of states. While
some seem to live perpetually in a State of Confusion, I chose not to bring
this up or mention it.
At last I came to a Doozy.
“What is the Capital of Missouri?” I queried.
“Even I know that one!”
Anna chortled.
I was surprised. To this
point, she had gone one for five on identifying capital cities. “What is it?”
I asked her.
“St. Louis!” She quoth
triumphantly.
“Ha, ha!” Elliot
said. “It isn’t anything of the
sort. If thou wouldest be wise, then
thous must have more knowledge than that.”
“What is it then, Elliot?”
“Des Moines?” Elliot
said, pronouncing both of the eses in the name.
“That’s the capital of Iowa,” Vincent said.
Suddenly, I found my children’s eyes focused on me. “Well, Dad,”
Elliot sayeth. “Dost thou know
what is the Capital of Missouri?”
I realized in this moment, with a sinking feeling that I
couldn’t remember it either. Not
Joplin. Not Columbia. “Springfield?” I hazarded in a voice that was far from
certain.
“That’s the capital of Illinois,” Vincent said helpfully.
My beautiful wife snorted.
“Hardly,” she said. “It’s
Jefferson City.”
And with that, the great State Capital quiz of 2022 came to
an end.
This amusing occurrence speaketh to me of Pride. There are few persons more dangerous – both to
themselves and to other people – then those who know all.
Of course, the issue is that few of us know nearly as much
as we think we do. We float along
through life, blithely amused at the mistakes of others, even as we are
unsteadily teetering on the Precipice of Ignorance.
The words of the Apostle Paul ring across the
centuries. “Wherefore let him that
thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall.”
For those who stand highest in their own estimation fall the
hardest – even if it is only in a quiz of state capitals.
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